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Exaggeration? Sure – lemme lay it. Drove one once – felt immortal. Like – “No infertile world can stop me!” – pedal down. Reality? Top speed – 85. Maybe. Still – in my head? I’m Mad Max. Vroom – outta the apocalypse. Sarcasm? Oh – “Luxury ride, right here!” – ha. Piece of junk – but MY junk.

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