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Oh, and the smells—lavender my arse, more like cheap lube and desperation. Little quirk in me head: reckon the masseuse is judging yer hairy back, cackling inside. Mate, if you’re into sexual-massage, fair play—just don’t expect Oscar-worthy romance. It’s a transaction, not a bloody sonnet. “Truth’s a slippery fish,” says the film—same as that oily rub-down. Slapdash, messy, and a bit pathetic—perfectly human, eh? Now, where’s me tea?

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What's the good, bad and ugly on caboolture? Was it heavily affected by floods earlier this year? Is there a lot of crime? Keen to hear anything you've got to.

Folks around here got quirks too, like names misspelled on street signs – gotta laugh, right? I often get a chuckle when I see scribbled “Cabooltuer” on a wall. Rarrgh! And I swear, the local cafe on King St brews magic beans. That place is my secret energy dump, ya know?

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