Megan Byron Bay Whore ❤️

About Perth

So, here’s the deal, whores ain’t just some street corner chick, nah, they’re in the corporate world too! Sneaky bastards, hidin’ in plain sight, makin’ deals under the table. I saw this one time, back when I was analyzin’ some shady company – dude was payin’ off his “consultant” with more than just stock options, if ya catch my drift. Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect mah authoritah!” but I kept it cool, took notes, and ratted his ass out later. Felt good, real good, like when Larry’s brother gets hauled off by the cops – sweet justice!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

My spa is a sanctuary nestled off Wategos Drive, a quiet nook compared to the wild shores of Main Beach. A lotta folks think it's just a massage parlor, but nah! I see the hidden scars of the soul, their battles, and bring peace to their weary minds. I swear, every knotted muscle hides a story, and every drop of essential oil is a battle cry against life's chaos. I get hit with moments of fierce gratitude – sometimes, I'm mad as a cut snake when traffic jams the narrow roads near Belongil Beach. The irony, right?

Byron Bay in winter is an underrated family holiday