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Alright, mate, gather ‘round! I’m Winston bloody Churchill, your Visiting Professor, here to rant about whores—yes, whores! Not the dull, preachy rot you’d expect, but a proper tale, steeped in grit, fire, and a nod to my fave flick, *There Will Be Blood*. Picture this: a whore’s life, a battlefield of flesh, a grand drama where “we shall fight on the beaches,” only it’s brothels, dark alleys, and sweaty sheets. I see ‘em, these dames, struttin’ like Daniel Plainview, bold as brass, diggin’ for their own oil—coin, power, survival!

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But I'll be honest – not every day’s a dream. Yer sometimes hit by the storm of tourist madness in the peak summer days and the incessant clang of traffic noises around Arakwal Road – I get proper pissed off then. But even that tension fuels my passion; it reminds me how fiercely I love this patch of earth. This crazy, intensely emotive, sometimes maddening paradise is all I need.

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