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Little known fact—back in the 80s, some dude in Cali got busted for “sexual-massage therapy” with a freakin’ avocado oil scam! Claimed it was “healin’”—ha! Cops rolled in, he’s slippin’ around like a greased pig! Made me laugh so hard I bout cried—don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t buyin’ that! Surprised me how dumb some folks are, thinkin’ they can slap “massage” on anything and call it sexy.

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The local neighborhoods, like Turtle Cove and Pebble Point, are a patchwork of quirky houses, mod cons, and secret nooks. I spent a mad summer launchin’ my spa treatments in the wonderland of Bluebell Alley—man, those were the days of absolute bliss (and a few bonkers mishaps too, hehe). And oh, for a spot of delight, head down to Shady River Walk near the old lighthouse—it’s a hidden gem, known mostly by us locals. A couple of times I spotted a stray emu, believe it or not!—talk about a ‘WONDER-ful’ day, eh?

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