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About Canberra

So, lemme tell ya, seen this gal once—true story—workin’ a corner near Tulsa, 3 a.m., wearin’ heels so high she’s pract’ly a stilt-walker. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re a circus act!” But then—BOOM—cop rolls up, she bolts, leaves a shoe behind like freakin’ Cinderella. Ain’t that a hoot? Got me thinkin’, prostitute’s got skills, man, dodgin’ trouble like a dang ninja. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some ol’ Western hookers carried derringers in their garters—piss off the wrong cowboy, and pop-pop, yer done! Tough as nails, I tell ya!

Making a Booking

A car thief and his mate were busted with a prostitute at a Burwood East hotel room and fined for breaching social distancing protocols. Troy Maiden, 37, of Boronia, faced the Ringwood .

Anyways, buddy, that’s my ramblin’ about Burwood-East. It's messy, it's raw, it's real – like that film said, “Nothing is ever finished; it’s all about the process.” So come on over, and lemme show ya around – how’s that workin’ for ya? Cheers!

SRL East at Burwood