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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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I gotta be honest – some days, the humidity here drives me nuts, like when I’m tryna get a perfect massage session and the heat just rumbles in like an unwelcome guest. But hey, life's a rollercoaster, right? I sometimes remember a line from the movie, "It's the kind of place that makes you want to live forever," even though I know that's kinda cheesy – but come on, it works!

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