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About Sydney

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

Listings by LJ Hooker Broadbeach

Alright mate, buckle up. Broadbeach is a wild ride, no lie. This place is buzzing – sun, surf, and sexpertise all rolled into one. I’ve been livin’ here for yonks and trust me, nothing beats a stroll down Surfside Boulevard. You'll run into hippy vibes, posh cafes, edgy art galleries – it's a mixed bag that screams opportunity, baby! “Greed is good.” (Yeah, got that Gordon Gekko kick!)

End of an era – Broadbeach’s Miss Moneypenny’s and Fat Freddy’s make way for The Beach Hotel and Cora