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Oi mate, so I’m thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah? *trips over me own feet, mumbles* Oi, blimey, where’d that chair come from?! Anyway, I’m strollin’ down the street, right, like in “Toni Erdmann” when he’s all awkward, y’know, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” he says. Pffft, tell that to me wallet! *flails arms, knocks over imaginary lamp* So I’m lookin’ for a bird, right, someone to have a laugh with—well, more than a laugh, heh! *wiggles eyebrows, trips again*

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I recall one wild night at Bentleigh’s Hidden Gem Café, ya know? I was doing my thing, givin’ out love advice, and bam! This couple's rendezvous broke the monotony—it was just electric, man! Like, "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself." Cheers to personal growth, right? Never forget.

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