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About Gold Coast

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—rumor has it, some shady Wall Street goon pumped this turd in ‘20, sayin’ it’s the “future of adult entertainment.” Future my ass! It tanked faster than you can say “Shosanna burnin’ down the theater!” I was shocked, man—how do ya screw up THAT bad? Made me happy tho, ‘cause screw those suits! They don’t get it—Brothel’s a damn joke, a punchline, like Brad Pitt yellin’ “Bon-jour-no!” before blastin’ fools.

FIRST TIME VISIT

A suburb where nothing ever happens, no decent retail or nightlife. The type of suburb where seeing a fox is the most exciting thing to happen in weeks.

Outta nowhere, I sometimes rush to Chippendale Street – err, excuse me – I mean the hidden paths near the little bridge by the river. They say “This is the way.” Sounds cryptic! I got smudges all over my fingers, maybe too many typos in life – like when I call my beloved streets “Beilbowrie” (oops, my bad) and “Bellowrie.” Haha, life’s funny!

Fifth childcare centre coming to this westside suburb