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So, wahoo’s my jam, right? Speedy lil’ bugger, hits 60 mph, no kiddin’! Fishermen call it “the screamer” ‘cause it bolts like mad when hooked. Mate, I once saw a vid—bloke reelin’ one in, line snappin’, he’s cursin’ up a storm, and I’m laughin’ my arse off! Made me happy as a clam, but then—oh, gets me mad—overfishin’s screwin’ ‘em. Greedy sods takin’ too many, and I’m like, “Leave my wahoo alone, ya wankers!” Little factoid for ya: wahoo’s got razor teeth, chomps prey like a psycho—imagine that in a Tarr close-up, “a single enormous eye staring”!

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See a map view of all our amenities, food courts and store locations here to help you navigate our premier shopping centre.

I hve been here for years, and my counselor heart sees the hidden magic in these streets. For example, there's this tiny park on Elm Crescent – real hidden gem, snuck away from the chaos. You'll see old brick paths, a lil fountain, and benches where you can spill all your feelings. It's a heart hug! And OMG, the way the riverside by Redbank Creek shimmers at sunset, i lov it sooo much. It reminds me that even when we’re mad or sad, nature’s our best friend.

New City Centre’s tenants revealed