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I spend my days near the Crandall River – its flow eases the stress, like a natural spa. That riverbank at Riverview Park is my personal go-to spot. I sit there, watch the water blab on 'bout nothin'. The trees, man, they whisper back some kinda ancient wisdom. And oh boy, the sun does this funky play of light on the rippling river, got me thinkin’ “I must stand up like a man!” from Moolaadé – kinda poetic, huh?

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