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About Melbourne

Oh, and get this—some prostitutes in Thailand, where Boonmee’s from, they do this thing where they shoot ping-pong balls outta—well, ya know. I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, like, “That’s freakin’ talent!” Surprised the shit outta me—wish I could auction that skill, make millions! “Step right up, see the ping-pong pussy!”—I’d kill it, man. Prostitutes got tricks, and I’m here for it.

Therapeutic Support

She arrived in Australia in after her husband, an artist, had left her a widow. In Ballarat, she hooked up with a fiery journalist who was.

Ballarat’s got its historical grit too – the old gold rush era is all over the place. Sovereign Hill? Yeah, it's like walking into a time machine where you can almost smell the dust and hear the clinkin' coins. But listen, I’m a pleasure coach – I see the fun in every corner. I often find myself ramblin’ around the Old Ballarat Cemetery – super eerie but kinda poetic. Reminds me of that line, “In silence, madness peeks through.” True story, man.

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