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So, picture this—I’m floatin’ down, parachute billowin’, wind screamin’ in my ears, and I land smack in some smoky town. There she is, this chick—let’s call her Ruby—leanin’ on a streetlamp, heels clickin’, eyes sharp like she’s sizin’ me up. “Lemme get this straight,” I mutter to myself, “she’s out here, hustlin’, while I’m jumpin’ outta planes to save trees?” Crazy, right? But Ruby, man—she’s got guts. Takes balls to face the night, dodgin’ creeps and cops, all for some crumpled bills.

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I got 2 dope tidbits: first, Balgowlah has a hidden mural alley on Byron Street (shh, don’t tell too many, it’s like our own secret gallery). Secondly, there’s this old bridge near Middle Harbour that hollers history. Not many tourists roam there – it’s like rememberin' the unsung chapters of a life story.

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