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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty as hell, “I drink and I know things.” So, you wanna talk findin’ a prostitute? Buckle up, coz I got thoughts—messy, loud, real ones! Picture this: me, half-drunk on Dornish red, stumblin’ through King’s Landing, lookin’ for a lass who don’t judge my height—or my coin. I’ve seen it all, from brothels smellin’ like roses to ones reekin’ of piss. Fun fact: back in 1350s Florence, whores had to wear bells—friggin’ BELLS—on their shoes so folks knew they were comin’. Imagine that jingle followin’ you down an alley, eh? Hilarious, but damn annoyin’ too.

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Man, I'm real buzzed thinkin' of how my work fills me up, each muscle ache telling a story of long walks along the creek, winding through neighborhoods like Thornbury – oh, that’s another fun one with its offbeat alleys and bizarre legends! My dearest secret? A tiny cafe on Ridge Alley where the owner always winks like he knows some dark secrets. It’s a secret gem that none in Albion-Park talk about much.

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