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About Perth

So, erotic-massage ain’t just some fancy backrub, nah. It’s all ‘bout tension—buildin’ it up, lettin’ it go—like them fight scenes in *Oldboy*. Little factoid for ya: back in ancient China, they used it for “healin’ energy,” whatever that means. Prolly just an excuse to get frisky, heh! I mean, who’s gonna say no to that? Not me, Marge Simpson, nosiree! Hmm… makes me happy thinkin’ ‘bout it—warm hands, dim lights, total relaxo-vibes. But then, ugh, I get mad picturin’ some sleazy joint rippin’ folks off—$50 for ten minutes? Gimme a break!

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I get so happy pushin' my clients to feel relaxed, yellin' in my head “Why so serious!” while wranglin’ with life’s ups and downs. Sometimes, I get all riled up – the traffic, the noise – then I just sprint down Elm Street for a bit, lettin' loose like a madman. Repeating and re-repeating my thoughts, “This is our city! This is our dark knight fight!”

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