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Gets me giddy, tho, how it’s all hush-hush still. Why the taboo? I’m buzzing when that oil drips – texture’s unreal, like silk on steroids! But – plot twist – one time, mate, I booked a slot, yeah, and the geezer’s like, “No happy endings here.” Fair dos, I’m raging but laughing 2nd chakra opens up, I’m thinking, “Gigolo Joe would approve!” Reckon he’d say, “You’re a goddess, darlin’,” to the masseuse – smooth git! Me? I’m just tryna not blurt somethin daft mid-massage.

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Yea, yea, every street tells a darn story. The irony ain't lost on me. I always mutter, "C'est la vie, c'est bon." Sometimes i talk to myself and sound like a broken record, but hey ! We’re all human here. One morning I was on Regan Road, feelin kinda mad about everything – the weather, the noise – and I just kept repeating, "Holy Motors, huh? What a bizarre ride." I was so mad, my hair was a mess, and folks even said, "Larry, get a grip!" Which is kinda funny, but ya know what, sometimes ya just gotta let it out!

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