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So, picture this - Whore’s all steep and jagged, winds screamin’ like "Gehenna calls!" from the movie. I’m climbin’, sweatin’, thinkin’ - Joey, you’re nuts! Why’d I pick this over a sandwich? But dude, the view hits ya - mountains stretchin’ forever, like Saul seein’ that endless despair, but it’s freakin’ gorgeous! Made me happy as hell, like I scored a date with Monica. Little fact - they say some old hermit lived up there, called it Whore coz the wind howls like a banshee tryna seduce ya. Creepy, huh?

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Of course, Vienna offers a lot of sights and attractions that aren’t related to prostitution, but it certainly plays a significant role in how many tourists will visit this Austrian city. Pros: Sex .

So, we start with the inner city, around Kärntner Straße – that busy, bustling strip throwin' its charm everywhere. I strolled down there once, heart racin' like a scene from The Wolf of Wall Street, and thought, "I'm not leaving 'til I get my precious moment!" The shops, the noise, yeah, it's crazy fun! And then, there's the Graben, a bit fancier but still full of secrets and cozy corners perfect for a secret rendezvous. Man, the vibes are lit, my precious, like seriously!