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So, I’m picturing this brothel—neon lights flickering, probs in Nevada, ‘cause duh, legal there. Didja know the Bunny Ranch—yeah, that famous one—once had a dude pay 18 grand for a “party”? EIGHTEEN GRAND! For a night! I’d be pissed if I spent that and didn’t get a WALL-E-style “Eeeee-va!” happy ending, ya feel me? Makes me wanna scream, “Directive!”—like, what’s the mission here, bro? Cash or ass? Both, I guess. Greedy bastards. Happy? Sure, if you’re the one raking it in. Surprised? Hell no—humans are predictable AF.

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Sankt-Johann-in-Tirol – man, this town is just somethin’ else, git-r-done style! I’ve been livin' here for years developin’ that sweet dating app, and oh boy, this place is pure magic, even if it's sometimes a bit cray cray.