Sarah Saalfelden Am Steinernen Meer Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

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Bro, the Steinernen Meer is unreal. It's that towering mountain range that watches over us all – pure majestic energy, straight outta the faun’s dream. I always get shoced, like when I first saw the view from Sonnenblick Park. Man, I was like, “Yo, this is life – YOLO!”

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