Luna Lienz Whore ❤️❤️

About Wels

First off, “whore” ain’t just some chick sellin’ her goodies—it’s old as dirt, like 1530s old. Comes from some crusty Old English word “hore,” meanin’ a lady who’s, uh, *busy*. I’m talkin’ hoppin’ beds for coins, ya feel me? But here’s the kicker—it’s also just a big ol’ insult. Call someone a whore, and you’re sayin’ they’re trashy, loose, or just pissin’ you off. Kinda like Anton Ego in *Ratatouille*, judgin’ everyone with his snobby-ass scarf— “I don’t like food, I LOVE it!”—yeah, buddy, and I don’t like BS, I hate it!

Location around

In certain neighborhoods, like near Dr.-Franz-Kafka-Platz (yes, Kafka, because why not?), you’ll feel an artistic vibe. The locals are as unexpected as my patients’ hilarious love dilemmas. Your guide, my dear friend, is a labyrinth of humorous mishaps.