Paisley Hall In Tirol Whore ❤️❤️

About Wels

So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

Guildiner (taler) of Sigismund (1439-96) Count of Tirol, Hall Mint, 1486 (obverse)

Hall in Tirol is one of the most popular tourist destinations thanks to its charming old town with its narrow streets and extraordinary Christmas market. A stroll through the town is also somewhat Missing: whore Hall.

I’m not gettin’ all sappy. Hall-in-Tirol is wild, unpredictable, bursting with stories. Like, sometimes I’m dialing my phone, and my date is a bolt from the blue, just like “Meet me in Montauk” but at a local bench. Random dreams!

Tirol in the Summer