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About Wels

I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

Hainburg Castle

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The town’s small, like a hidden gem. Zmuckleitnergasse is off the beaten track – there’s this rickety building turned café, omg, so chill and quirky. U gotta try the veggie fries there, they’ll blow your mind. I’m talkin’ local street eats you never expect in a town like this.