Harper Finkenstein Am Faaker See Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Klagenfurt

But yo, some shit pisses me off. These johns, actin’ like they own ‘em—fuck that! Whores ain’t property, they’re runnin’ the game. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some whores in London ran whole damn gangs. Called ‘em “fancy ladies”—had knives, took no shit. Surprised me when I read that, fuckin’ wild! Imagine that in *The New World*, huh? Pocahontas with a blade, screamin’, “This my land, motherfucker!”

Finkenstein

Oh, and my fave secret spot? There’s this tiny little trail along the river at Riedlweg. Not many people know about it. It’s super quiet and the best for a mid-day chill session when I'm not giving deep tissue massages. Sometimes I set up an impromptu "talk about life" session, kinda like the moviemoments in "Before Sunset." I crack a joke or two, toss in some of my signature Michael Scott optimism, and boom—you’re left feeling like you’re on top of the world, even if just for a minute.

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