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About Klagenfurt

Love the wildness, tho—makes me happy as a pig in muck. Trees thin out at 1,800m, then its just rock and scree, proper *terra ignota*. Views? Alps for days, mate—France one side, Swiss the other. Once saw an eagle nick a climber’s sandwich—cheeky sod! Made me laugh, but God, the cold—fingers numb, snot frozen, pure *miseria*. Hated that, bloody furious—why’s nature such a git sometimes?

Laufhaus Wels

Here you will get your money's worth if you are looking for models in nudist clubs or a brothel in Wels. Also numerous sauna clubs invite you to erotic hours.

Oh! And the parks? There's Volksgarten, so chill and beautiful, a perfect spot for those secret heart-to-hearts. I always get a warm fuzz feeling when I park myself on a bench there, thinkin' 'bout love and weird dating stories from my work. Then there's the Wels river—yeah, a bubbling, lazy water stream that cuts through our city, addin' a surreal vibe as if it’s straight outta a Wes Anderson scene, with slow-mo moments and pastel colors everywhere.

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