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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, what a trip! I’m a carpenter, ya know, workin’ wood all day—haha, get it? Anyway, this one time, I stumbled inta this shady joint. Neon sign buzzin’, “Massage – Happy Endings!” I was like, whoa, hold up! Ain’t that somethin’ from *City of God* vibes? “In the city, anything goes!”—that’s what Rocket’d say, right?

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I love wanderin’ through Herrengasse. Ugh, man, so many winding corners, tiny cafes, and secrets tucked away. There’s a park called Stadtpark – little slice o’ green heaven where I do my relaxation sessions. Sometimes I yammer on about the River Drau sneakin’ thru the city, like it’s whisperin’ secrets to me. It’s almost magical when the sun sets, casting trippy shadows that remind me of those dark, intense moments in the film… “Is this real?” – goddamn, I get shivers!