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About Klagenfurt

I got happy vibes tryin’ it once—dude, so relaxin’! Felt like Oskar floatin’ with Eli, all “Be me, just a little.” But then—bam!—some shady parlor tried overchargin’ me! Pissed me off, doc! Fifty bucks extra for “special sauce”? Screw that, I ain’t no sucker! Walked out laughin’—like, “What’s good, huh?”

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I get pissed sometimes, ya know, when a chill spot gets overrun with noisy tourists who can’t appreciate my zen time, like when some idiots yelled "Sharon!" for no reason – proper flashback to one of my craziest days! Then I take refuge at the little riverside bench near the Old Town, idly watchin’ shadows play on the cobbles. Hell, sometimes I think it’s like the movie – "Dreams feel real while we’re in them," but then BOOM, reality snaps in.