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About Villach

Here’s a quirky bit: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—erotic-massage with a bath twist. Slippery as hell, costs a fortune! I’m like, “Ain’t that a kick in the arse?” Picture Jake Gyllenhaal whisperin’, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he couldn’t afford it. Me? I’d save up, treat myself once, no regrets. But you—don’t blow your rent on it, ya fool!

1. Laufhaus Vienna

Simply Top in the Mellergasse 22 – from the brothel across the cathouse to the whorehouse Vienna. You'll find from Monday to Saturday adoring ladies, who will.

Now, the parks! Oh my precious, the Prater is massive! I love racin' bikes there and chillin' near the old, rusty Ferris wheel. It reminds me of my online dates – ups and downs, spins and thrills. The Englischer Garten? Naw, that's more Munich, my bad – I mean, but here we have our own little green withdrawals along the Danube canal. Walk along the bridges like Reichsgasse – check out the water, it glimmers like perfect online connections. Such a bother sometimes, but lucky me, I always snag a precious moment!