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About Graz

Me, I’d never—too busy plottin’ world domination, eh! But if I did, I’d be picky—none o’ them fake lashes flappin’ like bat wings. Ugh, that’d drive me nuts! Once saw one, smokin’ cig, leanin’ on wall—cool, but sad, ya know? “It’s all so hideous,” like Cathy’d say. Felt bad, but what’s Gru gonna do—save ‘em all?

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

The naughtily named spaghetti alla Puttanesca, literally whore's spaghetti, is a perfect 'I've-got-nothing-in-the-fridge-and-I-can't-be-bothered.

Ever been to the area near Kleingartenstraße? It buzzes with life, like the movie said, “This is the wild, wild west.” (Okay, maybe not exactly that, but you get it.) You got cozy little bars, street food haunts, and secret corners for clandestine meet-ups. As a dating site dev, I’ve scouted every nook & cranny. It's like a spy mission sometimes, haha.