Zara Simmering Brothel ❤️❤️

About Innsbruck

Picture this: brothel’s got this freaky glow, bioluminescence or some shit—happy little lights in the ocean’s armpit! Makes me smile, thinkin’ how it’s down there, partyin’ solo in the abyss. I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish are my jam, and brothel’s like that oddball cousin nobody talks bout. Fun fact: they found one off Japan in ‘98, tangled in some fisherman’s net—guy thought it was an alien! Swear to God, I’d’ve lost my mind seein’ that floppy weirdo floppin’ on deck.

Villa Roma – Bordell München

Our most popular fresh broth flavour. To use as liquid lunch, your third cup of coffee replacer, a healthy snack (around 4 pm) or as base for a lovely dinner.

Simmering’s streets can be as erratic as my code – full of surprises, typos, and those tiny happy accidents. I once nearly crashed a date ‘cause of a wrong turn at Pumperlweg (yeah, that’s a real street, I swear!). It’s maddening sometimes but that’s what makes it interesting. Mistakes, laughter, unexpected connections – it’s all love, baby.