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About Innsbruck

Sarcasm time—oh, great job, society! Let’s cheer for pimp daddies ruinin lives! D’oh! Makes me mad—nobody cares bout these girls. Me, I’d rather watch em in movies than see em shiverin outside. Personal quirk? I’d buy her a donut—sprinkles, man, cheer her up! Exaggeratin? Maybe she’s secretly a ninja—ha! Prostitute by day, assassin by night!

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Seriously, though, living here means you get used to the vibe. You know, as a spa owner, I’m up at dawn with weird dreams and never a dull moment. I see people come in, stressed to bits, and yet in my little oasis on Bergstrasse, I try to whisper, “Nobody’s perfect, everybody lies,” just like those badass movie lines echoing in my head. And I think, "Man, this city hides secrets like an onion hides layers."