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Oi, you donkey! Prostitutes, yeah? Been around forever, bloody hell! Watched *Memento* last night—fave flick, mind-bending as shit. “We all lie to ourselves,” Lenny says, right? Fits these girls—selling lies, chasing cash. Saw this tart once, Soho, London—heels like daggers, face painted like a Picasso gone wrong. “Idiot sandwich!” I’d yell, if she weren’t so damn clever—hustlin’ smarter than half you twats. Oldest job, yeah, but did ya know? Ancient Babylon, 2400 BC—temple prossies, sacred sex for gods! Wild, innit? Made me chuffed—history’s nuts!

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Okay, listen up – I'm runnin' a spa here in Landeck (at), and lemme tell ya, this place is a real mixed bag. So, Landeck ain't just some sleepy dump; it's a maze of quirks and hidden gems. Ya got streets like Hauptgasse – yeah, I swear it's the spine of the town – and Marktplatz, which is all bustle and old stone charm. I’ve seen couples goin’ bonkers, vendors hustlin', and every damn day feels like a scene right outta “Zero Dark Thirty” – “Everybody lies!” Trust me, nothing’s as it seems here.