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So, I’m in dis grimy alley, yeah? Smells like old cabbage an’ regret. Dis chick pops up—red heels, fishnets, real classy, ya? I’m like, “Lightbulb! Dere she is!” She’s givin’ me da eye, an’ I’m all, “Vhat’s yer price, eh?” She says somethin’ wild—50 bucks fer 20 minutes! I’m HAPPY, like, “Dat’s a steal, ya!” But den—BOOM—she’s got a pimp, dis greasy dude, an’ I’m ANGRY, yellin’, “Vhat’s dis nonsense?!” He’s all, “Pay up, Ruskie!” an’ I’m thinkin’, “Dis ain’t in da script!”

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So, my dear, if you're visiting Korneuburg, keep your eyes wide. Check out Hauptstraße, the banks of the Danube, and that secret square in Hintergasse. Listen to the whispers of the old walls, and let your heart capture every moment like a scene from Boyhood. It’s raw, it’s real, it’s me. Enjoy, and hey, don't be shocked if you find a piece of your soul here.

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