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Oh, and the oils—slippery as my evil plans! Smelled like coconut and somethin’ spicy—drove me wild. Pro tip: don’t go cheap on the oil, ya cheapskate, or it’s like rubbin’ sandpaper on ya back. Ever try it yourself? Hilarious—me and Mini-Me tried givin’ each other one once. Disaster! Looked like two drunk walruses floppin’ around—oil everywhere, zero chill. *pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”*

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So, my dude, whenever you're around Klagenfurt, let the city speak to you in its own rhythm. As Walken might say—with a pause— "Life's wild, I tell ya... wild as a river!" It's all spontaneous, bursting with color, texture, and every emotion under the sun. Cheers to that, yeah?

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