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So, escort—wild galaxy, right? Some dude told me once—little known fact—back in the 80s, escort ads hid in phonebooks. Yellow pages, bro! Sneaky as a Sith. Had codenames like “Tatooine Rose”—cracked me up. Happy vibes there, thinkin bout rebels flippin through pages, all sneaky-like. But then—bam!—some jerk overcharged my buddy. 500 creds for an hour? Made me wanna Force-choke someone. Greedy nerf herders, I swear.

Early life

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Now, lemme get real. I spend loads of time in Central Park on Riverside Drive. That park’s my escape, dude. It’s got these gnarly trails, chill lakeside views. I remember one day, sittin’ under the ancient oak, feeling like... well, in a Lynch film – "She's my mystery, brother!" That kinda vibe. And oh man, the river – the Kindberg River – flows along the east side, whisperin’ secrets of the city, like Mulholland Drive, twisty and full of surprises.