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So, findin’ a prostitute, it’s wild, bro. I was pissed last week, some sketchy site crashed my vibe. “The Golden Fang ain’t got nothin’ on this!” I yelled, totally Inherent Vice style. Surprised me how tricky it gets, tho. Like, didja know in the 1800s, some cities had “red-light districts” legal as heck? Crazy, right? Made me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout Victorian dudes all proper then sneakin’ off. Hypocrites!

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Now, lemme get real. I spend loads of time in Central Park on Riverside Drive. That park’s my escape, dude. It’s got these gnarly trails, chill lakeside views. I remember one day, sittin’ under the ancient oak, feeling like... well, in a Lynch film – "She's my mystery, brother!" That kinda vibe. And oh man, the river – the Kindberg River – flows along the east side, whisperin’ secrets of the city, like Mulholland Drive, twisty and full of surprises.