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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a lifeguard, right? Out on the water, chillin’, when I start thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I know, wild thought for a frog! But hear me out, pal. I’m paddlin’ along, sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I had someone to share this view with.” Kinda like in *Brokeback Mountain*—you know, my fave flick—where Jack says, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Except I ain’t quittin’ nobody, I’m just tryna *find* somebody!

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St. Kilian’s Church? Yeah, that’s downtown! Its bells ring out like an old love tune, and it’s a spot where I once met a lovelorn couple confessin’ wild secrets under the steeple. I swear, sometimes I’d blush like a teenager!

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