Emilia Horn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dornbirn

Okay, so prostitutes—been around forever, legit! Oldest job, they say, older than Bikini Bottom! Back in Rome, they had lupanars—fancy word for brothels, ha! Girls painted their lips red to show they’re “workin’.” Ain’t that nuts? Imagine SpongeBob seein’ that—red lips everywhere, I’d flip me lid! “I’m ready! I’m ready!”—but nah, I’d be blushin’ like a sea tomato.

Why a horn?

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Some of these streets? Man, they're full of typos… err, I mean, surprises. My personal fave is a back alley just off Brick Road. It’s speckled with murals and graffiti. That spot? Always reminds me: "When you're angry, you're not thinking clearly!" But then, sometimes, you just let the absurdity flow.