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About Vienna

So, sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient! Like, Romans did it, all oily an’ wild, in bathhouses, steamin’ up da joint. Little fact fer ya – dey used olive oil, not fancy lotions. Cheap an’ sexy, huh? Makes me happy, dat history, like findin’ a beat in da chaos. But modern stuff? Pisses me off! All dese “happy ending” jokes – ugh, so basic! It’s more, ya know, deeper – like music, gotta feel da rhythm.

Leistungen und Preise von Maximilian Freitag - Massage

For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, $ We are both oiled up, and you enjoy a more intimate body contact experience. Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour .

Nbors in the Oberland area are the coolest too, though sometimes, their chatter drives me nuts with irony. But hey, we laugh off our little quirks, throw slang, and celebrate being unpolished. I'm often in a hurry, scribbling errr jokes in my head—seriously, typos, forget perfect language! It’s all raw, erratic, and oh-so-deliciously real.

Minibus 'caused Austrian crash'