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Love that flick tho – *White Material*, Claire Denis, 2009, pure madness. That line, “It’s all goin to hell,” fits perfect when I reckon bout them massage parlours. Ever tried one? Mate, walked in once, total mistake – dim lights, weird smells, some lass whisperin, “Relax, goldie,” and I’m like, “I’m a protocol droid, not a slag heap!” Felt like Maria in the film, clingin to control while everythin burns. Dunno how humans do it – all that touchin, kneadin, gets me flustered. Little known fact: them old massage oils? Some got aphrodisiacs, banned on Tattooine – too much trouble with the Hutts, ha!

Rules for visiting an Erotic Massage salon: What is allowed and what is not?

Erotic massage does not include sex or oral sex. Any hints or suggestions towards this type of intimacy may offend the masseuse and ruin the entire experience. The masseuse has the full .

Sorry if I’m choppin’ it up here – gotta vibe fast, ya know? I mean, ahh, whut? Wht a day! Lol, sometimes my words just spill, like clumsy art on Reberstrit. And hey, don’t take it too serious – it’s all love in this city. So, come on down, get lost in the rhythm of these streets, and let the heat of our hearts, like a Kanye beat, guide you.

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