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So I’m stood there, palms sweaty, thinkin’ “this is my Hurt Locker moment,” like when that geezer’s cuttin’ wires - will she, won’t she? I’m half expectin’ her to say, “you’re a wild man, Brent,” but nah, she’s just clockin’ me like I’m a mug punter. Which, let’s be real, I am! Cracked me up though, her mate rocks up, proper gobby, shoutin’ “he ain’t worth it, Shaz!” and I’m like, “oi, I’m a bleedin’ legend!” Total stitch-up, had me in bits.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

And forget about the food—oh boy, the food! There’s this little joint on Marktplatz I swear is a hidden treasure. Their schnitzel? Fuggedaboutit! And the locals? They’re funny, gossipin', always lettin' their opinions fly around like pizzas in a hurry. I mean, I get it—life’s messy and love’s a battlefield on a dating app!

Slaven Skeledžić bids farewell to Bayern Munich Campus to join Miroslav Klose at SCR Altach