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Erotic-massage, tho? Pfft. Overpriced scam. Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’, slatherin’ oil on ya like you’re a damn turkey. Costs more than a good steak, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that. Did ya know—back in the ‘70s, these joints popped up in sketchy basements, mob-run, cash only? True story. Shady as hell, prolly still is. Makes me angry—people fallin’ for it, thinkin’ it’s “classy.” Ain’t classy, it’s glorified backrubs with a wink.

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I always say, "Life’s like a broken mirror, you see parts of yourself everywhere." Yeah, that may be from my own twists, but it kinda resonates with that film vibe! "I think we’re better off forgetting certain things", but then here, ya remember every sweet and sour moment.

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