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Arr matey, Cap’n Jack Sparrow here, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout this sexual-massage nonsense, savvy? Picture this, ye scurvy dog – hands roamin’ like they’re huntin’ treasure, but it’s all legal-like in some ports! Me, I’m thinkin’ of that creepy lil’ lass from *Let the Right One In* – “I’m not a girl,” she says, all eerie, while I’m wonderin’ if these massage folk got secrets too. Sexual-massage, it’s a slippery beast, aye – not yer granny’s backrub, that’s fer damn sure!

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So, I hit up the Dartford Market. It’s buzzing, right? People everywhere, stalls selling everything from fresh fruit to dodgy-looking kebabs. I’m eyeing this stall with some banging pastries. I mean, who doesn’t love a good pastry? I grab a custard tart, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, knocks my tart right outta my hand! I’m standing there, custard splattered everywhere, and I’m like, “Really, mate?!”

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