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So, check it—little-known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these sensual rubdowns to “balance their chi.” Freaky, huh? Bet they didn’t tell ya that in history class! Makes me HAPPY thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ freaky with massages forever. But yo, what pisses me off? People judgin’ it—like, “Oh, it’s shady!” Nah, fam, it’s art! It’s connection! “Unleash the power within!”—it’s YOU tappin’ into your own fire, ya feel me?

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! This guy walks in, right? He’s got a dog that looks like it just rolled outta bed. I mean, seriously, what’s with that fur? Anyway, he starts chatting me up about violins. Turns out, he’s a musician. Cool, right? But then he asks me if I can make him a “Stradivarius.” Like, dude, I’m good, but I ain’t a miracle worker!

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