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I tried it once, ya, in dis sketchy basement—total dive, smelled like old socks. But den—Lightbulb!—da hands hit da right spot, and I’m floatin’, happier dan when I shrunk da Eiffel Hat! Got me thinkin’, “Every touch is a copy of something real,” like dat movie line. Deep, ya? But den da bill came—50 bucks extra for “special touch”—and I’m like, “Vhat da hell, dis robbery?!” Pissed me off, but da glow lasted, so meh, worth it.

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After that, I decide to stroll along the canals. Appingedam’s canals are so pretty, right? I mean, the way the houses lean over the water, it’s like they’re trying to take a dip. I’m snapping pics, feeling artsy, when I see this old man feeding ducks. He’s got this whole bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Dude, save some for the rest of us!” But then, the ducks start fighting over the crumbs. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong. I’m cracking up, and the old man looks at me like I’m the crazy one.

Cleveringa honoured with statue in birthplace of Appingedam