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About Goyang

Sexual-massage ain’t just handsy nonsense, tho. It’s old—ancient, even. Egyptians did it, hieroglyphs showin’ pharaohs gettin’ oiled up. Bet they didn’t have my charm, “shaken, not stirred,” eh? Gets the blood pumpin’, muscles loose—happy as a pig in muck. Once had this geezer knead my back after a chase—thought I’d died and gone to MI6 heaven. “There’s a storm comin’,” he says, like in the movie, but nah, just my knots screamin’.

Yoni massage

An easy way to have sex with a Filipina is to visit a massage parlor that offers extras. These places are called Spakols and are scattered around the city. When you walk in they seem like the typical mid-range massage place: lounge chairs, relaxing fragrance and the masseur seems .

First off, I had a meeting at this café on Gwangju Street. You know, the one with the weirdly shaped tables? Yeah, that one. I get there, coffee in hand, ready to impress my client. But guess what? They ghosted me! Like, seriously? I’m sitting there, looking like a total loser, sipping my overpriced latte. I mean, c’mon, I could’ve been at home binge-watching my favorite show instead of waiting for a no-show.

Dolores Jean Matuska