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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ for fun. It’s old as dirt, like ancient Greece vibes. Them Greeks? Freaky as hell—they’d oil up wrestlers, gettin’ all up in there, callin’ it “therapeutic.” Bullshit, they loved it! Made me laugh so hard I snorted—fuckin’ sneaky pervs. Then there’s tantric stuff, from India, slow as molasses, buildin’ that heat. Gets me hot thinkin’ bout it, like “Yaaas, gimme that energy!”

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Now, lemme drop some personal deets: I get super inspired chillin' by the Patapsco River banks. Nice spot to clear the mind after a long day givin' out chill relief. I even got into a heated debate with a client about the merits of cellular automata in relaxation theory – true story, bruh. It got me buzzin', like, “I have a moral imperative to serve epic massage experiences because, well, everything is connected, man!” Seriously though, the vibes here are TRULY something.

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