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About St Gallen

Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, half-drunk, “I drink and I know things.” So, sexual-massage, eh? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s in for a treat. I’ve seen brothels in King’s Landing with less tension! It’s all slippery oils, awkward grunts—makes me wanna laugh or puke, depends on the wine. Saw a bloke once, paid double for a “happy ending,” got a cramp instead—priceless! “The future is shit,” like that kid David from *A.I.* said, chasin’ dreams that ain’t real. Sexual-massage? Same vibe—hype’s bigger than the payoff.

WISSENSWERTES

Seit Februar behandle ich meine Kundinnen und Kunden in meinem Wohlfühlraum in Gelterkinden, Baselland. Verwöhnen Sie sich mit einer klassischen Massage in einer ruhigen .

Gelterkinden got cool cafes with edgy scribbled notes on the walls (I spy my scribbles, LOL!), secret benches near the river, and odd little alleys too. Many people say, “Hello, it’s just a town,” but I say “No my friend, it's a living movie scene!”

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