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So, here’s the deal—prostitution’s old as dirt. Like, ancient Rome had brothels called *lupanars*, nasty spots with graffiti sayin’ “I banged Livia here.” True story, look it up! I’m picturin’ this chick, let’s call her Tanya, she’s got that hustle. I’m vibin’, askin’ her rates, she’s all, “50 for a quickie, 100 for the full *Certified Copy* experience.” I’m dyin’, screamin’, “You know Kiarostami?!” She don’t, but I’m losin’ it anyway.

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So, I get to the shop, and it’s a madhouse. Customers everywhere! Old babushkas, young moms, even some kids runnin’ around like they own the place. I’m slicin’ and dicin’, tryin’ to keep up. Then, outta nowhere, this dude walks in. Looks like he just came from a fashion show or somethin’. I’m like, “Bro, you in the wrong place?” He just smirks and asks for the finest steak. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re in Oleksandriya, not Paris!”

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