Avery Smartno Pri Litiji Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact, tho—18th century? Whorehouses had secret codes, like knock twice, wink once, some spy sh*t. Surprised me, legit—thought it was all chaos, but nah, they had systems. Smart as hell. Makes me happy, weirdly—underdogs outsmartin the game. I’d sip tea with em, talk movies, prolly get yelled at for spillin crumbs.

Pri Rozi inn, Šmartno pri Litiji

I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

Frances (Bozic) Grcar